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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

With the NBA Finals on the horizon, the Illuminati turn back the clock all the way to their first two episodes when a three pointer disappears due to the law of conservation of points. Darvin Ham is the new coach of the Lake Show, what does this mean for our favorite soap opera Doc & Daryl? With the Celtics and Warriors harvesting the bounty of their locally sourced, home grown talent, is the Super Team an endangered species? Was Max Strus' foot out of bounds? And who reviews the reviewer? We're just asking questions... Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.9	I mean, the Lakers are going ham.
0:13.1	Hey, you see a headline that says Darwin Ham is the new head coach of Lakers.
0:16.5	You know what I saw?
0:17.6	Doc Rivers loses standoff with Darryl Mori.
0:20.6	Yeah, because Doc Rivers had that little stalking horse there to have leverage that I'm going to leave.
0:26.1	I'm going to leave.
0:26.6	I'm going to take that Lakers job.
0:28.2	And then the Lakers said, uh, we're going to go with Darwin Ham.
0:32.2	And now what does Doc Rivers do?
0:33.8	Because he's sitting there.
0:35.1	He's got a coach, Joellen B and James Harden clean up that mess.
0:39.8	Or he's just got a quit, right?
0:41.8	Or he's got a quit, which is what Darryl is counting on because he needs to hire his guy.
0:47.2	No baloney.
0:48.3	We miss you, Mike, Dan Tony.
0:50.4	But if I were Darryl, this is how I would play it.
0:53.3	I would wait until every last job has dried up.
0:58.3	Right before we're going away to camp.
0:59.8	That's when I would fire Doc, basically give Doc the option.
1:03.3	Like you can quit now, man.
1:04.6	And then we'd be good.
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