Welcome back to another episode of Unlicensed Therapy.

Are you wondering why are you wearing the exact same outfit as the intro to last episode?

Is no one going to notice that but me because I said it?

Are you going to go back and look because I said it?

Anyways, I'm recording two intros at once.

Pretty fun.

That's Hollywood, baby.

You don't know when it's been recorded. This episode was

recorded two weeks before it was released, but that's what I had to do because right now as

you're watching this, I'm in Spain visiting my younger homosexual brother because he's studying

abroad. Anyways, you don't need to know all that, but it's fun. Now you do.

Aren't you glad you do?

Today's episode, we have Strider.

He is hilarious.

He is a comedian.

He performs all over the country with Chad and JT.

He's also a man who parks cars that's his day job he he ballets vehicles and he's good at it

but soon i have a feeling i have a feeling he's not going to be parking cars much longer i think

he's going to be doing comedy full time very soon

because he's kind and hilarious and has his life together. And I hope you enjoy the episode. I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this. I know I won't.

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage.

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