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Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Matt Lockwood

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9738 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, I am joined by someone I love unconditionally. Matt Lockwood is a stand up comedian and a former coworker of mine at The World Famous Comedy Store. I confess my true love for Matt and try to help him with his mental illness.

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0:00.0

The point is, you blew up my spot, you threw me under the bus, your friend, quote unquote,

0:06.5

and anyone else would have stopped loving you unconditionally, but here I am still loving you.

0:10.1

You do not love me unconditionally?

0:11.1

I kissed you last night on a lip.

0:12.4

That's not unconditioned.

0:13.3

Do you know what unconditional love is, dog?

0:15.0

Yeah, it means you love someone no matter what they did.

0:18.1

Who's the person in life you love the most?

0:21.1

You.

0:34.1

I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

0:39.3

I don't know why anybody would listen to this. I know I won't.

0:43.3

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage.

0:50.3

You're an awful person.

0:52.3

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you why would you be

0:57.5

giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it it doesn't make any sense

1:01.6

Ari this is a horrible idea you're listening to you're listening to unlicensed

1:06.0

unlicensed unlicensed therapy with Ari Minis. Minis. You're six foot three, right? Dude, if I was six foot three, I would straight up be a millionaire and have two different wives. Illegally. I'd be illegally married to two women at once. If I was six foot three, straight up. This is something me and Morgan talked about. It's harder to be tall.

1:28.5

No, it isn't.

1:29.1

You get more world than we do. No, we don't. Yeah, you do. What does that even mean? We pay for a seat in an arena. Uh-huh. You have more space. We pay for less space. I agree with that. In an airplane, we pay for less space. You're right.

1:24.0

In a house, we pay for less space.

1:26.2

I agree with you there, but that doesn't make the world harder.

1:28.8

You have, that means your money is worth more than my money. In that respect, yes. In every respect. Food respect. Yes. If you buy a suitcase, you can pack more in your suitcase than I can. I wear really large clothes, but I get what you're saying they're not bigger than mine I

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