Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches

Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.

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0:00.0	Behind this door is uncertainty. Neighbours reported a break-in, smash glass. It could be a false alarm.
0:10.7	It could be a burglary. Someone could still be inside. They could be dangerous. So, are you going in?
0:23.8	If you think you could be a regular or volunteer police constable, search met careers. Change needs courage. Change needs you. This episode of Help
0:33.4	I Sexed My Boss is sponsored by Tilda Rice. Tilda are the OG of rice. Did you know they
0:40.3	have 50 years plus of expertise and they only source the highest quality grains. Oh, that
0:46.3	sounds lovely. I love Tilda rice. I can always tell when someone has cooked with a different
0:50.2	type of rice. It's just not the same. Can you really tell? Yes, always. Did you know that there's a lot of etiquette around cooking perfect rice?
0:58.0	There isn't, though, is that you just put it in a pan, boil it, and, well, it's what I do anyway. Can I just give you some advice?
1:03.9	Firstly, if you use a good quality rice like Tilda, you'll get much better results because they have removed all the broken grains. Those are the ones that you don't want in there because they release starch, which makes the rice soggy.
1:14.5	They also age their bismarty for up to 18 months.
1:18.6	Basmati.
1:19.5	Basmati.
1:20.1	Yeah.
1:20.6	Anyway, rice like wine, it improves with age.
1:23.7	Does it?
1:24.2	Yes.
1:25.0	Oh, okay.
1:25.6	And as I've said to you on a recent episode, you've got to wash your rice.
1:28.6	You're very big about that, aren't you?
1:30.3	Don't just wash it once, although that's better than nothing.
1:32.7	Keep washing it until the water runs clear.
1:34.8	And it's about a two to one water ratio.
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