Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is Top Flagtime Machine. I am Andy Hop, Bodied Dawson, pow, pow, pow.

I am Sam Nifty Delaney. So what?

Welcome along. It's the Monday morning episode, or if you're an IFS, subscriber, it's a Sunday evening.

A perfect way to round off your weekend. But if you're not a subscriber. It's a Sunday evening. A perfect way to round off your weekend.

But if you're not a subscriber, it's a great way to start your week.

Sunday is the first day of the week though, isn't it? Technically.

I hate that. Don't like that. Don't like it.

Yeah, pisses me off. Pisses me right off that bollocks.

Yeah, it's bullshit, isn't it?

Because the weekend is the weekend. Well, actually, Sunday's first day of the week. Fuck off. Is it fuck? Who can't prove it? You can't. Exactly. Bullshit. Why Sunday part of the weekend then? Well, this is it. What have I been saying to you for years? This whole calendar thing.

Time.

Weeks, days, time.

Who the fuck made it up?

Do you know what I mean?

Some asshole.

Toris.

A fucking Tory from Egyptian times trying to fucking mess with me.

Mind you, I'm getting quite into the Egyptians ever since I read that book about Earth, Wind and Fire, ain't I? Apparently, they're, according to Morris White, they're the ones you've got to look at. They're the one. They fucking had it all sort. You've got to take a double close look at the Egyptians. Right. Well, maybe we'll do it history box in the Egyptians. It would be worth it. We'll try and do it in like one episode. See if we can do the Egyptians in one episode. Well, I'm sure the rest is history. History, they don't have done it, yeah. There's my list of things to talk about. I'll put on there. Oh, and another one, because the only other thing that Morris Wright rates as highly and I think our attitude should be if Morris is right says it's okay then we think it's okay. Yeah, fair enough. And he says the only thing that's as good as Egypt, ancient Egypt, is the Zodiac. So I think we should do a, I think we should do a history box on the Zodiac. Right, because I'm of the opinion, the Zodiac's a lot of shit. Yes, well, so was I. But then... Until... Until I read that Earthwind and Fire, the greatest band of all time was formed around the idea of the Zodiac. And now I'm like, like fucking hell I need to know more about because before

that you know to me it was all like Russell grunt who is a good bloke I mean I I have got to

know Russell grant over the years I did that's the sentence I wasn't expecting into this podcast but

there we are yeah now I became somewhat chummy for a while with Russell Brown.

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