Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who were these guys? Awaken your nightmares, junkie-ons, because this special bonus episode of junk food cinema will make you shudder.

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Dot prepare to be scared. This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. It just has to be fattening. I'm your host, Brian Salsamam.

I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host. He's a novelist, a screenwriter, a lieutenant of megaforce.

The Pumpkin King himself, although that is the line of succession, is a little unclear on that.

We're still digging into the old doctrines of the Magna Carta.

We'll figure it out, don't worry.

See Robert Cargill.

Hi. You have to think on the back of the Magna Carta is the Pumpkin King line of succession,

right?

I just like the idea that somebody wrote on the back of the Magna Carta.

You know, there's a treasure map on the back of the Magna Carta.

That's where the next movie is going.

Don't tell me it's not.

I won't. But enough babbling about all of the Nick Cage sequels that we want to write.

We have a very special guest today for this very special episode.

If you are familiar with horror movies, I guarantee you that you are a subscriber to the app for which this gentleman is the GM.

Ladies and gentlemen, GM of Shutter, Mr. Craig Engler, welcome to the show.

Thanks for having me.

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