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Top Flight Time Machine

Stray Birthday

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

A mailbag delve, including a 32-year-old stray man pretending to be a schoolboy, a confession of a theft from God and a hugely traumatic sex fail…

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0:00.0

Here we go. This is top.

0:04.0

Here we go.

0:08.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

0:14.0

This is Top Flag Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson.

0:16.0

I'm St. Delaney.

0:18.0

Welcome along to another deep dive into the mailbag, the Kunters mailbag, the contributions from your good

0:25.4

selves, the listeners. It's the episode when we just sit back and read stuff out.

0:29.4

It's quite pleasant really. Another busy mail bag this week.

0:34.0

We'll start off...

0:35.0

I've had some good ones that I've been looking at.

0:38.0

We'll start off with some live bullshitting they came in on Friday, Friday evening.

0:45.0

It was emailed to us as live by J.P. Coogan.

0:49.0

And he says, I'm typing this live as it happens.

0:51.0

I'm at a wedding, stuck at a table with someone I don't know but you can

0:54.2

smell the bullshit a mile off. So far he was a welder but never used a mask. He was always at the hospital

1:01.6

picking bits of metal out of his eyes.

1:03.6

He says, he says, it's a piece of piss mate.

1:07.3

They all know me on first name terms there.

1:09.2

Then...

1:12.2

Here he is

1:13.0

Here he is.

1:14.0

All right Dave.

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