Strawberries And The Poison Panic | TMT 178

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Mrs. P. does an investigation on the safety of strawberries. Starting at the mommy blog Mamavationn, and then leading to the evil strawberry overlord Driscoll's and the even more evil overlord Monsanto. We also go on an Erin Brockovich Real Housewives Side-quest.

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0:00 Intro - The Strawberry Conspiracy
0:36 Are Strawberries Poison?
4:17 Trump's EPA
19:49 Driscoll's Strawberry Gang
22:15 Erin Brockovich and the Real Housewives
30:28 EWG and The Dirty Dozen
45:48 Enter the Villain Monsanto
1:01:21 Inventing Agent Orange
1:08:13 The Poison RoundUp
1:15:38 Monsanto's Lobbying and Crimes
1:24:06 Enter RFK Jr.

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0:00.0	Strawberries. Their favorite thing that you see at the opening of every produce section at the grocery store.
0:05.5	But is this strawberry poison? Is this strawberry tied into an international conspiracy of chemical companies that are trying to destroy us all?
0:13.3	Is Hugh Grant involved? Is it that Hugh Grant? Find out today on...
0:17.9	Too many tabs. Remember to smile. Welcome to... Now today on Too Many Tabs.
0:22.5	Remember to Smile.
0:29.6	Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table.
0:35.3	And today, we're going to answer a question, a question that apparently is rapturing the entire internet.
0:35.8	I think it's just my algorithm. And the question is, are strawberries poison? Is that the reason why I have strawberries in front of me right here? Yes, I decided to buy strawberries as for the bit. Okay. But then I, so this is a big thing of organic strawberries. Yeah. And I was going to buy one big clamshell of regulars and one big clamshell of organics, but then the organics were $8.99. And I said, that's enough strawberries. Okay. This is a lot of strawberries I have directly for the audio listeners. The regular, this size of regular strawberries, $3.99. So that's a big difference. This is a big thing of strawberries. Yeah. Okay. So we have strawberries here.
1:15.2	And you, the question, I never thought about whether or not strawberries would be poison.
1:15.7	They're not poisonous.
1:16.9	Here's what's happening.
1:17.6	My whole algorithm is freaking out about strawberries.
1:19.9	Okay.
1:20.3	Because my algorithm is like a Venn diagram of gardening content and toddler parenting.
1:25.6	And basically, toddlers and gardeners love strawberries.
1:29.4	And there's like a war zone happening online because of some independent investigations
1:34.7	that have come out about strawberries.
1:36.5	Okay.
1:36.8	So about these types of little fruits that I'm about to put in my mouth?
1:39.6	Yeah.
1:41.3	Oh, God.
1:42.2	Okay.
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