Ranking The 21 WORST Bald Men Alive | TMT 179

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Inspired by how horrible Canadian business Kevin O'Leary is. Mr. P. brings us a tier list of the top 20 worsts balds (and 5 good ones.) From Jeff Bezos, Steven Miller, Fetterman, Joe Rogan to the sleeper bald of Donald Trump and Putin. We cover their greed, Jealousy and war crimes but have hope that among the damned theres a few emotionally luscious balds as well.

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0:00 Intro - Some Balds are Evil
0:34 It's a Tier List of some bad Balds
1:56 Why Kevin O'Leary was the Inspiration
18:39 Our Ranking System
22:48 Bob the Drag Queen
25:52 Dr. Phil
27:08 Sad Joe Rogan
30:05 Epstein's Best Friend Howard Lutnick
34:39 Tripple H
45:16 Jeff Bezos
50:24 John Fetterman
52:03 Charles Barkley
53:58 John Travolta
55:04 Mr. Worldwide
57:06 Louis C.K.
1:05:31 Marc Andreessen
1:09:25 Michael Jordan
1:12:12 Vladamir Putin
1:14:44 Stanley Tucci
1:17:06 Stepan Miller
1:18:45 Dana White
1:24:33 Trixie Mattel
1:26:50 Mike Tyson
1:28:26 Donald Trump

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0:00.0	There are many types of hairstyles out there, including not having any hair at all.
0:04.0	And some of the people that have no hair at all, they're evil. Not all of them, but some of them. Hashtag, not all balds, but this episode is about balds. 21 of the most evil balls that we could imagine. Are all balds evil? Again, no, not all balds are evil. In fact, right now, there are two bald men currently in this house watching our son downstairs so we can be upstairs talking shit on balls, many of which that are evil, including John Federman.
0:27.2	Ah!
0:28.1	Too Many Tabs.
0:31.6	Remember to smile.
0:34.5	Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table.
0:40.3	And today's episode is a tier list.
0:42.5	That's right.
0:43.5	Mr. P got put in charge of an episode and Mr. P immediately started making a tear list because Mr.
0:47.9	P got very mad at one person, decided to find one specific thing about their being, and then dial in on it. Yeah. A little too much. Maybe a little. Hyper focus on them. Today's episode is about evil bald men like Lex Luthor. He just put an action figure on the table. Lex Luthor, who I think has already made an appearance in one of our episodes. He's already made an appearance on one of our episodes. But Lex Luthor is not in list. No, because he's not real. He's not real. No, this is a list of 21 of the most evil living balds that currently are out there. Now, I do want to put a little addendum on there. Okay. Not all of the people on this list are evil. Not all bald people or evil. Not all balds. Hashtag not all balds. I mean, it's not enemy's personal fault
1:29.6	that they go in bald.
1:30.3	There's,
1:30.9	there's,
1:31.2	there's,
1:31.5	there's, Not all bald people are evil. Not all balds. Hashtag not all balds.
1:27.9	I mean, it's not Emily's personal fault that they go in bald.
1:30.3	There's there's the hair correction surgery that people have. Yeah, they're going to turkey. Yeah, gender affirming care. Yeah. There's medication for it. But also some people just want to be rocking a bald. I get it. Yeah, for sure. We all want to be there. I was bald when we met.
1:42.6	You were bald when we met.
1:43.9	And I said, I bet that chick's crazy.
1:46.2	And you were like, I am.
1:47.3	And then you stabbed an auto. Yeah, for sure. We all want to be there. I was bald when we met. You were bald when we met. And I said, I bet that chick's crazy.
1:46.2	And you were like, I am. And then you stabbed an ottoman. Now, Mrs. Pei. The reason why I got mad at evil balds this week is because of one person in particular. Which bald was it? It was Kevin O'Leary. Who's that? Kevin O'Leary?
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