"Strangest Things"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Cat joins Pat live from the slopes to get into who they're currently pilled on (Audrey Hobert), their goals for this year, The Housewives, freeze states and vagus nerves. What more could you want from an episode of Seek Treatment? Literally nothing!
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| 0:44.2 | Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish for a sign from above. |
| 0:50.9 | Well, here's a podcast about boy sex, fucking dating love seek treatment if you're boring as fun seek treatment if you're unlucky in love seek treatment if you just can't take a hit we'll seek treatment with cat and pet |
| 1:09.8 | hey it's kitty cat it's pat pat, it's Kitty Cat. |
| 1:12.8 | It's Patrick Capitino. |
| 1:15.0 | And I am feeling out. |
| 1:16.3 | This is a scrum, dittily, umptious episode because I'm going to dittle myself because Pat looks so sexual today. |
| 1:22.3 | Diddle is so funny. |
| 1:24.1 | I'm dittling myself in my nightgown. |
| 1:26.4 | Do you? |
| 1:26.7 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:27.4 | This, by the way, by the way, this, no offense is seek treatment, a podcast about voice. funny. I'm dittling myself in my nightgown. Do I don't like this? |
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