"Snakestory"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat are back with another special solo ep for your listening eyes and ears! This week, our favorite duo gets nostalgic with toys from the 90s, ponder the ways in which we've always been ourselves, and revisit Cat's journey through Real Housewives of New York City.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.1 | New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's. |
| 0:09.0 | Now get a savory sausage McMuffin with egg plus hash browns and a small coffee for just $5. |
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| 0:21.0 | Unplanned pregnancy. Abortion at home is safe and effective. |
| 0:25.5 | Plan C shares up-to-date information on abortion pill options and support in all states. |
| 0:31.1 | Learn more at plancpills.org. That's plancpills.org. |
| 0:39.7 | Hey, bitch. That's plan cpills.org. Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? |
| 0:43.9 | Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish for a sign from above. |
| 0:50.6 | Well, here's a podcast about boy sex, fucking dating and dating in love seek treatment if you're boring as fuck |
| 0:58.0 | seek treatment if you're unlucky in love seek treatment if you just can't take a hit well seek |
| 1:06.1 | treatment with cat and pet um hey it's's Mrs. Cuckoo-Cookeracha. |
| 1:15.6 | It's actually Pat Regan. |
| 1:17.4 | I'm a writer, comedian, and podcaster based in Los Angeles. |
| 1:22.6 | And this is a podcast that's been entitled. |
| 1:27.4 | Entitled by some of us. Seek treatment. A podcast. this is a podcast that's been entitled. |
| 1:29.3 | Entitled by some of us. Seek treatment. |
| 1:31.1 | A podcast about boys, sex, fucking, dating, and love. |
| 1:39.2 | And we're some of the only people to be brave enough to touch on those topics year after year, week after week. |
| 1:45.2 | And by the way, you might notice some of your podcasts you guys listen to, they're not every |
| 1:48.8 | week. |
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