Strange Winds and Missing Spoons

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Kyle and Dave are back to discuss some strange occurrences at Dave's place, including three dozen disappearing spoons, a missing cell phone, and some unnatural cross-winds. They also discuss Kyle's new EV, watermelon tips, and the musical phenomenon that is Angine de Poitrine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Isn't life grande?
0:01.9	And making it better just got easier with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
0:06.7	A little something, something to take your favorite drinks up a notch with 15 grams of extra protein.
0:13.2	Turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel protein latte.
0:18.5	Add a delicious swirl on top of your drink, just like that.
0:23.3	Protein never tasted so good with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
0:27.7	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:31.7	The bogey monster with Kyle Canane and Day Storm.
0:35.3	Cloaked in secrecy, they show up without warning.
0:40.9	State their business, then vanish as quickly as they appear.
0:43.3	Are you ready for the sex girls?
0:47.6	Not that I believe in it, but I could see that, but these guys are dumb.
0:48.8	Freaking nerds.
0:51.9	The Boogie Monster.
0:55.0	Podcasting the Unknown.
1:01.4	There we go.
1:03.0	There we go. That's it.
1:03.7	How very gynecological of you.
1:06.9	Push.
1:07.5	You're like, we're going to push on three.
1:09.3	One, two, push.
1:10.9	That's how we start. Breathe. That's how we start.
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