Conspiracies and Queso

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Kyle and Dave are all over the place on this episode, as they ramble about queso dip, feta dip, missing scientists in the news, missing facts in Butler, political outrage, jazz, Record Store Day, and Dave's latest odd encounter. Call or text the guys anytime at 323-364-1541 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Isn't life grande?
0:01.9	And making it better just got easier with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
0:06.7	A little something, something to take your favorite drinks up a notch with 15 grams of extra protein.
0:13.2	Turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel protein latte.
0:18.5	Add a delicious swirl on top of your drink, just like that.
0:23.3	Protein never tasted so good with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
0:27.7	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:31.7	The bogey monster with Kyle Canane and Day Storm.
0:35.3	Cloaked in secrecy, they show up without warning.
0:40.9	State their business, then vanish as quickly as they appear.
0:43.3	Are you ready for the sex girls?
0:47.6	Not that I believe in it, but I could see that, but these guys are dumb.
0:48.8	Freaking nerds.
0:51.9	The Boogie Monster.
0:55.0	Podcasting the Unknown.
1:10.0	I was just thinking this, because I told you, like, oh, I'll be on in a couple of minutes because he's eating some food.
1:14.2	Dave, you're known to enjoy a meal or two out there.
1:16.3	Yeah, just once a day, though.
1:17.3	Just once a day.
1:18.3	So it has to count.
1:27.4	Is there anything that you would eat that you would make yourself sick on because you couldn't stop eating it because it's so good I mean if just total regard like you know I'm not worried about my diet or my intake today
1:35.4	we're just going to just follow my instincts I'm just how I can go with this just something
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