Straight vs. Lesbian Dynamics
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie and Becky catch up on a chaotic week filled with technology fails, home maintenance disasters, and relationship revelations. Lindsay shares a disastrous attempt to power wash her garage walls, while Becky recounts her "adult spring break" in Florida. Lindsie vents about scheduling frustrations with Will, Becky attempts to explain the comparison between straight and lesbian dating cultures, including the U-Haul stereotype. The ladies react to voicemails about hooking up in a 2006 Volvo and the unexpected strength found in single parenthood.
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. |
| 0:30.1 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.1 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. Good morning. Becky, how are you? Good morning, Lindsay, Chris. |
| 0:42.0 | How are you looking at me like that? You look great. Thanks. Does my hair look blonder? |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, it looks good. Yeah, I'm about to throw some 22s on it in two weeks. So my mind went to tires. |
| 0:56.3 | I'm assuming you're talking about extensions. |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.8 | Okay. |
| 1:01.5 | Link. |
| 1:02.1 | I'm actually pretty proud of myself for picking up on that. |
| 1:04.9 | 22 inches. |
| 1:06.0 | The next time you see me, I will look like a mermaid. |
| 1:09.9 | That's a lot of inches. It is. Are you an |
| 1:13.6 | alani, girly? I'm on whatever I can get my hands on. Are you a girly at all? No, I don't, |
| 1:21.2 | I don't think so. You know, I don't really rely on caffeine to keep me going. I was just telling |
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