Crashing Out, Mormon Secret Lives, & Listener Tea
The Southern Tea
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🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie breaks down the crash out of the past week courtesy of 13-year-old Jackson—morning antics that include sleeping on the shower floor and a pencil "nub" mystery. Madison joins the show to also discuss the latest drama from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and the reality of "recycling" exes during a divorce. Plus, they tackle listener voicemails about difficult stepmoms and a bizarre roleplaying relationship story.
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.1 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. Good morning, Madison. |
| 0:40.4 | I feel like, have you ever seen that lady on TikTok where she, I think she's from South Carolina and she always like does this to the top of her drink. |
| 0:48.1 | And she's like, I'm about to drink a crispy Coke. |
| 0:50.6 | Crispy Coke. What's the Alani of the morning? |
| 0:53.1 | The Alon. Well, this is my second alani of the morning. |
| 0:56.7 | Only noon. When I say crash out yesterday, I'm going to tell you all about it. But I had my favorite |
| 1:03.1 | flavor is the cosmic star dust. My second favorite flavor is the breezeberry, but have you tried the |
| 1:09.2 | new lime one? No, is it good? Like lime slush. |
| 1:12.2 | It tastes exactly like, I'm trying to think, key lime pie. And I can't eat a key lime pie |
| 1:20.2 | because I am allergic to baking soda, so I can't have like any sweets or anything like that. |
| 1:25.3 | And so when I taste it for the first time, one of my girlfriends was like, you've got to go and get it. And I'm like, where is the Yalani plug for the new lime slush? And she's like, Kroger has it stocked. I went and got it. And my entire fridge now looks like I'm on MTV cribs. Oh my God. That's amazing. That's amazing. So let me tell you about my crash out yesterday. |
| 1:45.7 | Yeah, let's hear about it. I'm sure people who listen, some people probably have teenagers. |
| 1:51.0 | Okay. You know how we talked about like 13 on not like last week's episode, but the week before? |
| 1:58.0 | Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, he stopped getting himself up. That lasted, you know, like all of three days. |
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