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Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Iliza recorded another episode live, and this time she tells a group of teachers to deal with their bummer friend and the chat gets mad at Emily.

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section!

0:13.5

Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! You asked me! Ask me your image! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

Okay, so for anybody listening to this a week from now, two weeks from now, we're doing an Ask a Lise Anything live on Insta is the Battle of the Soche Mead.

0:42.0

Who's better? TikTok Gen Z or Millennials and our parents on Insta, also some young people.

0:48.0

But folks, I got Emily here and we're recording it. It's time for another episode of Ask a Lise Anything live and nude.

0:57.0

Because I can only see Emily's face, so who knows what she's wearing.

1:00.0

I know, this is very close up. And I look very sweaty because I was very panicked about my tech.

1:06.0

Really? I was sweaty because I was working out. We live very different lives. Shaming another woman.

1:14.0

I was trying to find a fifth pair of headphones and you were like, you were exercising.

1:19.0

Doing the saddest Pilates workout from memory because I slept through my workout. My trainer came to the house and I had my phone off because I was like,

1:30.0

oh, it's Labor Day, you know what? Let yourself sleep. And I fucked up. I missed my first workout in seven months. I fucked up.

1:37.0

Anyways, that's not it.

1:39.0

Did they knock on the door? We have a sign that says don't ring because of the baby. And so she like texts.

1:44.0

Anyways, I'm like having like an English muffin. I'm like, what a morning. Oh, fuck.

1:48.0

Oh, fuck. So I did the saddest one for memory. And here we go. You guys have questions. We have answers.

1:55.0

Also, oh, somebody wants to know what Labor Day is. It's a day in the States where we take a day off, but also like still work.

2:03.0

Like we're doing this podcast right now. So here we go. Kick it.

2:09.0

Kick it. Hello, a I a team a long time listener. First time caller, but I have a situation that I would love your opinion on.

2:16.0

I have a friend, female 31 who is beginning to pursue a sperm donor to conceive a child.

2:23.0

She married young right after high school and went through a divorce a couple of years ago. It was a good thing. He was trash.

2:29.0

She has been quote exploring her sexual freedom ever since the separation and has made many unsafe or immature encounters with men and continues to do so.

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