Story Time

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about UFOs, getting pulled over, and running out of stories. Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.comPatreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:03.0	Hey, what's up?
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Oh my god! This is community service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:26.9	Oh my God, we're ready? Oh my God.
0:30.0	I'm winning. It's a race. It's a race.
0:34.6	It's a race. Who knows what that's from? That's from Rat Race.
0:43.2	Oh, yeah. It's a good movie do you the pentagon release UFO videos oh my god they admit it when it's the same videos they already they've been leaked for years but they finally
0:49.2	just flat out release them themselves and so there's no other version i've had so many arguments
0:53.8	with so many
0:54.6	stupid fucks. Not about UFO footage. I know that also there's so much UFO footage. It's like
1:03.6	some of it's got to be real. Of course, a ton of it is fake. But just the sheer odds of our
1:08.9	universe being infinite and constantly expanding, right?
1:12.6	Yeah.
1:13.2	But yet people argue, there's no alien life.
1:16.1	What?
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