Losing It

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about Sprouts, clogging the toilet, and cow manure. Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.com Patreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	6-0 in progress in close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.8	That's me.
0:23.5	I'm running out of stuff, bro.
0:25.8	I need guests.
0:28.1	I guess they're starting.
0:31.5	We can start right there.
0:32.8	I'm running out of stuff, bro.
0:34.6	I need guests.
0:36.0	I'm going to have to start zooming in in i'm running out of socks oh this
0:39.6	was a silly stupid gag i did just laying in bed i'm out i need to do laundry and i have so much
0:46.4	i need to go to a laundromat i've been putting it off this whole fucking pandemic waiting for it to
0:51.1	be over but it's not over yet fortunately i have way too many socks i have
0:56.6	so many socks i don't even know 60 pairs anyways i'm finally down to that and then i was laying in
1:05.0	bed and i just went doesn't matter if you're black or white and then i made myself laugh because that's funny because that's funny
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