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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Story Report - Garden Spells

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

History, Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

It's time for a COZY story report. If you love whimsy goth, Stardew Valley and Hallmark Movies, you are going to love this SPOILER FILLED retelling of Sarah Addison Allen's GARDEN SPELLS. 

This 2007 novel has it all, food magic, North Carolina Sisters, a tempermental giving tree, Sexy Tyler, a wrap around porch, an old lad that is a walking Checkov's Gun, and SO MUCH HEART. 

We loved this book so much, so put on your favorite thick socks and a nice blanket and listen to Mrs. Pearlmania give you the herbal tea on this masterpiece that should DEFINITELY BE A MOVIE. 

REMINDER! Hisnamewasdusk is doing a TTRPG oneshot that is also comfy cozy! Checkout: 

 
And As always, support the show at pearlmania500.net 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, Mrs. P.

0:02.2

Hi.

0:03.1

So you read a book?

0:04.1

I always be reading books.

0:05.4

You do be reading books.

0:06.6

And I want to just point something out, Mrs. P.

0:09.0

We are here at the damn near end of Spooktober.

0:14.1

Yeah.

0:16.4

I want to tell you something.

0:19.6

This booking is spooky.

0:21.1

It's not spooky? No. It's not spooky?

0:22.2

No.

0:22.7

It's not a spooky book?

0:23.7

No.

0:24.4

But what's the point of having Spooktober if you read a book that's not spooky?

0:27.2

Number one, I was very clear with you this month that I wasn't getting too deep into spooktober.

0:32.8

Okay.

0:33.3

Okay.

0:33.9

I didn't go as hard as I've gone in the past because sometimes a mama needs a break. Okay? Okay. I didn't go as hard as I've gone in the past because sometimes a mama needs a break.

0:40.6

Okay?

0:41.1

And one of the things about this book specifically, it was a little break.

0:45.2

A little break.

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