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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes| TMT 150

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do a deep dive on the historical, politiical and supernatureal implications of their top 3 spookiest lakes. Lake Lanier in Georgia is hiding a dark legacy of racism, Lake Baikal is deep enough scientists don't even know whats at the bottom, and Lake Superior's rough waves and chilly conditions have preserved it's many victims.

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0:00 - Intro - Aliens, Racism, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
0:28 - Why Pearlmania hates lakes
13:18 - Lake Baikal is the deapest lake in the word and 5 Delawares Wide
30:35 - Lake Baikal's Unique Ecosystem that supports Aliens?
41:01 - Lake Lanier's Racism Lies Below the Surface
56:12 - You Need to Know What a Lynching Looks Like
1:24:43 - Why Lake Superior Preservers it's Dead
1:39:20 - Alex Ranks His Favorites

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mrs. P did a lot of research on lakes.

0:03.4

And during this entire episode, I talk about almost everything but the lakes.

0:06.6

Yeah, it's really hard to get back to the lake.

0:08.5

We cover things like aquatic aliens.

0:11.4

We cover the history of racism in America.

0:14.3

We talk about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

0:16.8

My hatred of multiple states.

0:18.9

So stay tuned as we open how many tabs?

0:21.6

Too many tabs.

0:25.1

Remember to smile.

0:28.3

Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table.

0:33.9

I don't know if you guys notice that right now, if you look outside, especially if you're in Pennsylvania, it's gotten a little bit chillier. The leaves are starting to fall.

0:40.2

Sweater weather. It's sweater weather, but more importantly, that means it's spooktober.

0:49.5

That's right. That sound means that Mrs. P. has been looking into things that are a little bit spooky. A little bit spooky oaky. Yeah, last week you covered the six, your six, top six. Top six. Gates of Hell. Yeah, there's a lot of gates of hell. There are. I just picked out the top six, although Jersey and PA. Yeah, they were pretty. Lame. And a lot of people

1:12.3

were like, why would you say all these bad things about Ohio? And I'm like, again, you've lived there.

1:16.6

You know why. I shout out Ohio always. You're pro Ohio. I am very much still at war.

1:23.1

But we have a couple corrections from last week's episode. Number one being, it was Siberia, not Serbia. Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing. I misspoke. I meant Siberia. I thought I said Siberia. Apparently I didn't. Yeah. My bad. Yep. And then I also mispronounce. Turkmenistan? Turkmenistan. Yeah, yeah.

1:44.7

And apologies to all of our Turkmen fans for Mrs. P's Hogi Mouth. I fixed it right next clip. I know you did. We came back to it and you fixed it. But the comments, the comments were already typing. Unforgiving. Listen, people get in the comments and they start typing them early on, which I want

2:02.6

to just tell everybody right now, make sure if you're watching this on YouTube, like,

2:05.0

subscribe.

2:06.0

If you're listening to us on Apple Podcast, give us those five stars, Spotify, five stars.

2:09.7

Hit us with that review.

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