Welcome to the Dave Chang Show, part of the Ringer podcast network presented by Major

Dome of Media. We have a new supercomputer, Jordan Bass. Jordan is one of our producers

and he is stepping into the role of question reader today. And we also have the sentient

AI producer Sasha who you may hear chiming in. But I was saying when we were logging

on to zoom, it is 8.40 pm and my son went down and every night it's just so hard. So

hard. So progression. The yelling, the octanots. You don't know what octanots I have seen

every episode. You know what I realized if I just put it on repeat over and over the

same episode, it doesn't matter. You don't even know. He stopped following the long narrative

arc of octanots. It's brainwashing and I'm for it. I'm here for it. But I seem to be

going into the grocery store a lot still. And every time I open my fridge, I'm so tired

of my food and the food that I have to cook and you know Thanksgiving. And oh my God, I

totally screwed this up. I think when I pre ordered a meal from a restaurant, I only ordered

it for four people. What? 14 people coming. I just looked at the email. So I got to get

moving. So it is, I don't know. Well, it is the Monday before Thanksgiving right now.

Yeah. And this is going to come out after Thanksgiving, right? So honey baked ham sold

out of ham. So I had to go and buy a ham from like Louisiana. It's like a cage and honey

ham. I got a smoked turkey. That really is probably just like a turkey wing and a

neck because it's only going to feed four people and the sides. And I was expecting to

get a whole smoked turkey. And I don't know if the sides are going to be good. So I was

expecting just to make the sides. So I have green beans, mac, I'm making mac and cheese.

I'm going to make Parker rolls from scratch. What else am I going to make?

I'm going to make Parker house rolls from scratch, sir. Yeah. Yeah. My goodness. All right.

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