Stop Wanting More (#219)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, rape escape, can’t get rid of the audience, and is aging funny... Comic of the Week: Tess Barker @tesstifybarker www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	And away we go. Hey, it's just us. Show, the Jackie and Lori Show.
0:23.3	And away we go.
0:24.7	Hey, it's just us.
0:25.3	You and I.
0:27.4	You're Jacqueline.
0:28.5	I'm Jacqueline Cation.
0:29.5	Kennedy Cation.
0:30.8	Jacqueline Kennedy Cation.
0:32.0	And I'm Lori Kilmartin.
0:33.9	And you're Lori Kilmartin.
0:39.0	I was like talking to Andy about, I was like, I think only her dad was Irish.
0:41.7	And he goes, Kill Martin, you think?
0:44.6	And I said, I don't know what her mom is.
0:48.7	Mom is Luxembourg, Irish, and Prussian.
0:49.5	Oh, there you go. English.
0:50.2	She got a little bit going from all four.
0:54.7	Yes. Yeah, very white. But my dad was all four. Also white. Yes.
0:55.1	Yeah, very white.
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