We keep it moving, yeah, we're

We keep it moving, yeah, we're

We keep it moving, yeah, we're doing.

Hola, bienvenitos.

Bonjourno, my gente.

Welcome one and all to a brand, spanking new episode, fresh out the kitchen.

We've been cooking in La Cucina, a delicious, flavorful, bold and spicy, deep fried episode of the low-life podcast coming to you live from Dallas, Texas, y'all.

Oh, yes, I'm in Dallas, Texas recording this introduction for you. I cannot wait to recap my Dallas, Texas trip. It has just started. By the time you hear next week's

episode, I'll have a full podcast recorded, a full review of the best of Dallas, the worst of

Dallas. I'm going to break it all down for you. I plan on recording that episode with Haley

Arantia. That's why I'm here. Baby girl has a gig here. She's doing a big gay gala in Dallas. So, that's why I wanted to come with her because I'm dressing her. I'm styling her, putting her in a beautiful outfit. We're going to this fabulous event. It's going to be a great time. And so she said, Lo, do you want to just come with me? You style me. You might as well just come with me and we'll make it a little vacay.

You can see my parents.

You can see where I grew up.

And so I'm excited to be here with her.

Again, I was a little apprehensive to go to Dallas, Texas just because as a gay Mexican witch, who some would consider Antifa, a DEI hire, perhaps.

I feel like my Democratic socialist socialist, liberal-leaning,

extremely progressive ass is not the widely accepted norm. If you look at Texas compared to California,

it is truly a different world. It is a Bible thumpin, red meat, eaten, magalal-loving, Trump's America. And so that's not the vibe here

in Los Angeles, but there are a lot of Mexicans in Texas. And so I'm excited to be here. We're

going to have a good time. I feel like part of this is a social experiment. And so I will be

reporting back to you, letting you know about my Texas adventures. Stay tuned. If you haven't been following me on Instagram, follow me on the gram. I'm going to be sharing my stories with you, taking you behind the scenes as I try different foods, go to different parts of town, meet new people. And so I can't wait to share all of that with you. That's going to be next week's episode, though. So stay tuned for that. I hope you are having a beautiful week and a great day so far. But if you are struggling with your mental health, as I know a lot of people are, I've been talking to my friends and family and people are going through it right now, especially with the holidays coming up. People get bummed with the holidays. And I understand why. It could be a very

stressful time. People are hurting right now financially. And so knowing that you're going to

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