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Guaranteed human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Garrett? Yes. Go right ahead. All right, Karen's playing a phone tap on her husband, Mark. They're doing some construction on their house, and they have a big dumpster outside the front of their house. And people have been coming by and throwing their garbage in Mark and Karen's dumpster. Don't you do that when you see dumpsters in the neighborhood?

Of course.

I do all the dumps. That's a community dumpster, isn't it? So, of course, Mark's paying for this out of his pocket, so he wants to catch the people that are dumping stuff in his dumpster. So this is a perfect time to phone tap him. Here we go. Hello. So, who are you? There's someone throwing stuff in the dumpster again. What is it? Who's doing it? I don't know. I actually, no, I don't recognize him. What is he putting in there? I don't, I don't know. Well, go outside and look because I am not done with this. Like, everybody's tossing stuff in there and and we're paying for that. Okay, okay, okay. No, seriously?

Go outside, because I've had it.

I've had it.

Like, I wake up in the morning.

The thing was, like, a quarter full yesterday, and then, like, this morning, there was, like, stuff in it. I mean, I'll go on say something. All right, hurry. I don't. Excuse me.

Yeah.

Can you give me a hand?

This toilet's a little heavy.

I can't get it over.

Do you say a toilet?

Hold on.

Hold on.

But can you help me?

Do not tell me the guy said, Yeah, can you give me a hand? This toilet's a little heavy. I can't get it over here? Wait, do you say a toilet?

Hold on, hold on.

But can you help me?

Do not tell me the guy said I'm putting a toilet in there. Sir, please stop. This is not a little dumpster. You know what, Karen, put him on the phone. Can you do me a favor? Just close my trunk. Yeah, I just pass the phone to him. Okay, here, here you.

Yeah, who's this?

I'm the man who owns the house that you're throwing stuff in my dumpster.

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