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Guaranteed Human.

It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

We'll start with you, producer, Sam.

What's on your mind today?

Okay, I have a hack for everyone who's refreshing their home, their apartment to make it feel like you got a bunch of stuff for free.

Just buy it, schedule it, and then continue to delay the

delivery about six to seven months. By the time it shows up, it feels like free furniture because

it's been so long since you paid. I had some girl math right there. That's exactly what we did.

It's all free furniture this week because I bought it so long ago, but we could not get rid of the old stuff. It was just too much work. We finally did it. I got my new furniture. It feels great. I feel like I didn't have to pay a thing. Well, speaking of getting rid of the old furniture, scary, have you sold that $4,000 couch yet? No, but somebody offered me $1,000 yesterday, and I'm not going to take it. Are you insane? I looked at the market worth of this.

I saw a Google image search.

This couch is selling for $2,000.

Not your couch with the button print in it.

Oh my gosh.

No, not your couch.

That couch is, it's downhill.

I mean, literally.

It's so mischaping.

A thousand dollars. Yeah. I'm telling me right now, you should take it right now. You should take it. It's a sofa. It's not a couch. There's a difference between a sofa and a couch.

Get the hell on. Hold on. Okay, calm down, Mr. Sofa versus couch. What's the difference between a sofa and a couch? A sofa is a more expensive. Sofa usually is made of leather or it has, it's a fine thing. It's a centerpiece of a living room. A couch is something you plop on. You get stains. You let the dogs, the cats all over it. All right. To be honest. Hey, hey, Chattie, hold on. I've got to be honest. I've never heard of the difference between a sofa and accounts, and maybe there is. And if there is one, are you sure that's it? A sofa is a fine piece of furniture in the middle of the room. Sofa is more upper class. Couch is like family room. Your sofa

is still 20 years old

and has been butthold for

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