Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. The end of democracy, the end of America, or are we just whiny little bitches who get

mad over meaningless crap? Meaningless crap. You know, like forging election documents and then

taking those to the Capitol in five states.

In five states, people claiming to be state electors sent paperwork to Congress and the National Archives that falsely claimed without qualification that this group of people were the duly

elected members of the Electoral College and that Trump won. The problem is they sent this

paperwork or and actually showed up after the real

electors had already certified that Biden won and they had submitted their paperwork.

So is this their plan to overthrow the government?

Nah, uh, we won.

Here's the proof that we are in line.

We were the real elector.

See, Trump won.

We signed it. Yeah, we cool, right? Okay trump won we signed it yeah we cool right okay's

president right all right yeah no this was their plan and five states over 50 republican

officials signed their names on forged documents and submitted them as official documents

you know i used to change grades on my report cards. Here, dad, I got

straight A's and Mark isn't class president. I am. I signed it. And I never got away with it once.

I did time. I was grounded. I missed dances. I had my car taken away and my bike. But these

enemies of democracy, these destroyers of America, are still walking around free after trying to stage a coup.

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