Covid Year 3

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

We're entering COVID year 3? Seriously?? Good job, morons. Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about Meat Loaf, Kars for Kids, and Phil and Bobbi stop by.

Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:10.5	This episode is brought to you by FitBod, Butcherbox, and another brand new sponsor, Athletic
0:15.6	Greens.
0:16.6	And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update!
0:19.6	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update COVID year 3!
0:25.4	The cuddling of the stupid now!
0:27.6	But the Omicron variant is 50% more contagious, we are up to over 2,000 deaths a day on average.
0:32.7	Hospitals are packed to capacity and the dying are 98% unvaccinated.
0:36.8	This last week, we hit a peak of 3,506 dying of COVID in America in one day.
0:41.8	That's more than 9.11, or 8.377's crashing and killing everybody.
0:46.4	Good job morons!
0:47.7	One of the people who died last week was Meatloaf, amazing singer, talented actor, he was
0:52.1	funny and dramatic, lovable, and talented.
0:54.6	But he said about the COVID mask and the vaccine, if I die, I die.
0:58.8	Then he died!
0:59.8	I find that hilarious.
1:01.8	Sorry people, but if you have a simple solution to a problem that might kill you and you choose
1:06.8	not to use that solution and then talk shit about that solution and dare the thing that
1:11.8	can kill you to kill you!
1:14.2	Karma is hilarious!
1:18.6	Apologies, and past and prayers.
1:20.7	Look, I don't mean to disrespect anyone whose name is the same as an ingredient in a
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