Welcome back to the basement yard today. It is me and Danny. I just want to remind everyone very quick before we start of our Patreon if you want to support the show you can go to patreon.com slash the basement yard. You get some extra episodes you get every episode a week early.

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How you feeling feeling good? How you feeling? I'm feeling good. You're coming off a big win.

I am coming off a big win. I'm riding high. Yeah. I would say it's it's the highest I've written in the history of my riding. I got to be honest with you that just tells me right away you haven't written too high.

But I want to throw back to a previous podcast. Okay. You did say that you're very confident man. I'm a confident man. You're one of the more confident men I've ever met.

It's it's attractive. Trust me. It's one of your more attractive. It's one of the more attractive things about you. Um, but you did say on a previous podcast that you are so confident that if you have to pick up a sport.

Yeah against anybody. Yeah. Like that isn't like obviously like a professional athlete. Right. You're going to beat that. Right. Like 100%.

Yes. I'm confident in that. We picked up a sport. Hold on. We didn't pick up a sport. We picked up a. So what happened. What happened is yesterday and you can see it on my vlog channel. YouTube.com slash extra Joe videos. We played many golf. We did. We didn't pick up a fucking sport. Well, one of us played many golf. I played many golf. One of us just tried to survive. Okay. We're going to do this. We are going to do this.

I mean i know. Was it I guess that was right. I didn't think that was exactly right or from, um, knew it was, um, the book was not you know that was the picture dimensional thing, um, um垃 was, it wasn't my. It was very hot. It wasn't. it was a hot Fashion or loss. To you know that. Well that's true. It's cause of the heat. Great. The Great always go down in the heat. You know what. I mean. That's why that happened. Yeah. Right. Of course. Absolutely.

All joking aside. Throw away the jokes. Yeah. What a fucking day you had. Yeah. It was pretty impressive. No. Not impressive. Obserid is the right word. This kid was hitting this ball so hard. And it was bouncing off 10 walls and then either landing three inches from the whole or going in.

It's algorithm. You know that meme of that galvanakis and the hangover and that's what was going on every hole. Every. Every hole. Yeah. Every hole. There was that one bullshit hole too. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. The crazy. The craziest one was the it wasn't a hole in one, but it basically was what where I hit the divider three times and it came back one two three and then on the four shot a whole shot a whole. Yeah, that was nuts. To save that hole.

And I have what are you by five strokes. First of all, hold on. You didn't beat me by five strokes because the real rules are max strokes. You can get on a whole or five if you're a child. Yes. No. These are the rules of many golf. You have to respect the game. Do you respect the game? Are you disrespect the game? I respect the game. There you go. If it saves face for you. Yes. So you lost what you disrespect the game? You lost by two strokes. One stroke. One stroke. Because it almost was a tie. I know is this. I know is out there. Sank of them.

First of all, we were tied basically the entire time. Oh please. I was wrong. Is it the last three holes? Yeah. There's where the money the money maker holds. It's true, but it's not like it was a fucking a pants down S spanking the whole time. You got saved by a stroke rule.

And it's saved. If there was no stroke rule that is put in there for children so they can compete with their friends. You would have lost my five or six strokes. That's just what this is what it was.

We're going to need to get an inocte. But the reason why this mini golf game is very exciting. You okay? I just saw a drop of water go right into Joe's. I just drank out of this cup. And then just piss in my eye.

I'm going to get my eye bounced out at you quick thing. If you drink soda out of glass. Can you put water into it and continue drinking or do you need a brand new glass?

Like say there was soda. And I finished the soda. Yeah. I was like, who adds water? No, no, no, no, no. This is say this is sprite. Yeah. I'm holding water right now. Sure. I drink it all. Oh, I want some water. I just put water into the glass. Can I do that? Yeah.

I'd be able to do the reverse. Yeah, reverse. I could do. Yeah. Can't do can't do soda to water. I can't have half and I did it the other day. I did that. You know, it's so weird that you brought that. That's so weird that you said that.

Because the other day in my head I was thinking about it because I just I had just did it. But it was gatorate. Which is a little different. A little different because they both have the same. Like you're drinking soda for taste.

But I think it's like memory like in your head kind of it's like this quenches my thirst. So does water they work together. Not only that you could you could put water in gatorate in like then it's. Yeah. Gatorate rain or whatever the fuck it. You know what I mean? It's just you could cut gatorate. You could cut gatorate. I can't cut soda.

That's gross. Like I don't want my water to have like a hint of brown. No. That's why I don't like Celsius. Like this is water and someone like through a line minute. I can't believe you don't like Celsius. It's disgusting.

Yeah. Listen, carbonation is awful. Give you pound beers. Yeah. I know. But I don't like the carbonation. That's true. And then you burp like an hour. I don't even burp. Well, you did. Oh, yeah. It burped the other day. Guys, I burped. So I don't know if anyone knows this. But I can't fucking burp. Yeah. I just happened burped. He burps like this. He goes.

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