Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to stop the podcast, but I'm on the road right now across America, doing stand-up comedy. Please come out, support me, see me do what I love to do. All of this is just hopefully an advertisement for you to come out and see me live. I've got dates coming up in Boston, Nashville, Las Vegas, rally. And I'm adding, oh, and Point Pleasant, New Jersey. That's next. That's the newest one.

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Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Columtero podcast.

This is either a Patreon

episode or it's a free episode for the people who cannot afford $5 a month. But regardless,

we'll figure it out after. And no guests today, this is what, four weeks in a row,

no guests, guests are gay. We're not doing guests anymore. They're all gay. Every guest

I've ever had is gay. The gayest. So go message them. Who was the last guest we had? Messaged him and say, you were fucking gay. Or if it was a girl, say, good job. Good job, buddy. We've got Fonzie in the booth all alone today. So far, Johnny's on his way. his way. Johnny, Johnny's dog has diarrhea all over his

kitchen. Every night, every time Johnny comes in, he goes, um, oh, yeah, my dog, um, yeah, my dog keeps

fucking me. My dog keeps having diarrhea on my dick. Every time you talk to Johnny, oh, a little

pepper, yeah, my dog, pepper keeps having diarrhea all over dick. And, um, uh, yeah. So Johnny's late and so Fonzie's on his own right now. He's eavesdropping outside of the door with a gun. So listen, at the end of this episode, we will the whole, the idea of this episode, we got sent, we have a sponsor for this episode.

You know, like we always do with any other of our sponsors.

But they said they're from a weed company, man.

So we're going to all get high as fuck.

Man.

Is that good?

That'll go great, I'm sure.

We're not going to get high. And this will either, we still haven't decided, yeah.

We're going to get high now, end the episode, continue to the episode, and then we'll figure

out which one goes where, right?

Because I can't be, we got to find out in post what I've said.

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