Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Grease Up your Teeth! 2:56.630 Audio Instructions For Gay Sexual Relations 5:28.003 Being A (Male) Muslim Is Awesome 14:31.202 Annoying Christian Evangelist 18:23.223 Streamer Loses Mind When Stream Sniped 21:41.684 A Pastor Manning Mashup 26:38.940 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:57.938 Bloody Mary-Chan 31:09.668 Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain? 35:43.598 Jerk Off Painful Anal Fissures 42:13.459 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 46:25.482 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, April 17th, 2023 coming up on the program today, how to have sex
0:06.0	like a mad scientist assistant in a 1950s horror film, okay?
0:10.6	Plus, I've got some exciting news, I think I'm a Muslim now, masturbating to get that
0:15.9	pain out of your ass, and shout out to all you shower shitters.
0:22.7	It takes will to take a two-year-old baby and to take him and put him in a chamber and
0:26.8	send high radiation through him until they die, or to give him a lower dose and watch
0:31.1	him die over two weeks.
0:32.1	I mean, it takes will to go fry a little baby and then watch him bleed out and watch
0:36.8	their fast-growing cells die and their intestines melt in them and their teeth all fall out and
0:42.2	listers all over their faces, it takes a lot of will to do that and I want you to know
0:46.3	that's the type of demon creatures that are just an inch away from you and your family.
0:51.5	Taking toddlers, putting them in a radiation tank and frying them, oh, but they wouldn't
0:56.4	even die.
0:57.4	And that's admitted, huh?
0:58.4	I mean, you know, frying babies, folks, but you want to look...
1:01.8	Pour the children, some of which are going to have their hands blown off after their
1:05.9	Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
1:35.9	baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
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