Rage Of The 7 Tentacles

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Summoning The Rage Of The 7 Tentacles 2:18.759 Someone Got To Right Wing Beer Before Me 5:52.187 Our Favorite Burping Girl Is In A Sexual Drought 15:24.585 Screaming At City Employees From A Sidewalk Tent 19:30.815 Galileo’s Pitch From The Super Mario Bros Movie Sequel 23:26.300 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:31.204 Lil Dick Problems 29:30.148 Inmates Forced To Prove They Were On Their Period 33:23.496 …And In Dry Humping A Cat News… 38:40.475 Voicemails: […]

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0:00.0	The following is a great American audio presentation.
0:09.6	It breaks its Friday, April 14, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:13.8	Why do I have seven tentacles protruding from my ass?
0:17.2	Plus, someone has released a right-wing beer before I could!
0:20.9	One trans girl doesn't want musty dick,
0:23.4	and Galileo has some interesting peto ideals for a Super Mario movie sequel.
0:30.8	...
0:39.6	Your eyes are beautiful, looking up at me when you eat my pussy.
0:48.2	I love the way you feel.
0:51.6	Your so soft and soft, you're my favorite fantasy.
0:58.5	Girl, you're so central to me Your face between my thighs
1:08.5	Girl, I'm glad we share romance I will never forget you
1:18.5	Girl, you make me cold When you live with me with your tongue
1:26.5	You are my baby, oh my God, you are a lady
1:32.5	My dear, you make me cold Tonight you're the one
1:42.5	You make me cold Tonight you're my girl
1:48.5	You make me cold You're my girl
2:19.5	Freaks, I am angry
2:25.5	Earlier in the week I got on this very mic and laid out my plans
2:31.5	To launch a conservative beer to pander to those who were butt hurt
2:37.5	Because Budweiser gave a can of their beer to a trans woman
2:42.5	It was another and a long string of billion dollar ideas
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