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So William, had a good week. Yes, it's been an interesting week because I had no idea what I was doing on Monday, and I went to the supermarket and I bought some stuff. Not a, it wasn't a big shop, just enough to sort of tied me over. And I had one of those, you know, the smaller trolleys, not the really deep trolleys the sort of little trolleys yeah I pushed it halfway home you pushed it halfway home what you forgot to

leave it I forgot to drop it off oh will you and I was it was only when I got to a certain part of road I went

oh it's not going over these tiles very nicely, is it today? And I went, oh my God. I've stolen a trolley. And it's only five minutes from home to the supermarket. So I was only two minutes into the journey, but it was halfway up the road by the crossing by the lights. Do they not have security wheels? No, because I don't live in a scabby area.

Oh, because I was going to say most of the supermarket trolleys, they kind of jam, don't they?

Yeah. When you get beyond the car park? No, no. Not in my luxury supermarket, no.

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