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Stolen Puppy Bowl

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BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.5603 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Talkin' THE BIG GAME (you know, like guys do) and also stealing puppies from their family forever.

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0:00.0

You don't just take a baby away from its family.

0:02.9

Be like, ah, it's young.

0:04.4

It won't remember its mom.

0:06.2

That's exactly what happens with like adoption.

0:09.0

That is, that actually is true.

0:10.7

It's like, it's literally adoption when you're getting a dog.

0:14.2

But the only thing I want to know to this podcast is wrong about shit and have people who know about it have to listen and hate us.

0:20.0

Watch.

0:20.3

Yeah. and have people who know about it have to listen and hate us.

0:28.3

Well, something I realized about myself this morning.

0:29.3

What's that?

0:36.0

When I need coffee, I'm back drinking coffee, by the way, that lasted like one hour.

0:40.3

When I need coffee, you can sell me sell me anything what like in addition to coffee yes in addition to coffee i if if i believe that i'm also getting coffee as part of

0:47.7

this deal i will take the deal no matter what it is i will buy your house buy your, I'll take, if you have like a pet

0:56.2

you don't want, I will take that off your hands. If it's, if it's like $20, I get coffee and then

1:01.8

the thing that you don't want, I'll do that deal every time. So you're like a, you're like a coffee

1:07.2

whore, basically. You'll do anything for coffee yeah kind of yeah i i could just easily be

1:12.5

taken advantage of uh twice in the so i'm in houston and they have they've been it's just

1:20.3

everything is free everywhere it's the NFL is uh they're trying to solve their ratings problem by buying off the media seemingly so um

1:31.1

you can you should not have to buy food at any point because in the media center and everything

1:37.9

there's just all the stuff and uh twice in i think four days i've gone in my hotel downstairs just to get coffee and they don't

1:48.4

have a starbucks or anything in there and they don't even have one of the complimentary coffee things in

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