And that's our suicide.

That took a dark turn.

That's our...

That's what happens, though.

When you talk about Luke Bryan, you immediately talk about killing yourself.

That's right.

The New England Patriots are Super Bowl champions, and I am just mostly fucking miserable right now. I am 98% dead. It sucks. I know it gets

overstated but like Super Bowl Monday has to be a holiday. Only if your team wins. If your team wins,

you don't have to go to work the next day. This is further proof that we should give some serious

thought to the flexible daylight

savings. That's a good point.

I would spend a cup

last week on Wednesday

and be like, you know what, lop off

three hours of the day. What's your daylight savings plan again?

I believe it is

oh okay, it's gain one. The fact that you can't even like think of it off the top of your head. No, well, it's a, there's a lot of moving parts. I think it's gain one Monday, lose one Thursday. Yeah, that's it. That is it.

I don't think an extra hour would do me any good today.

No.

I need, like, a good 15 hours to just, like, get over this.

I was in a tight spot yesterday because I was, I watched the game at Comcast and I was writing there and I got back at about

like 1.30 and I was just fucking wired, not even from caffeine. I had a couple, uh, cups of coffee,

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