Stinky Pinky

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about breaking his finger, insurance, and wild people. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon to see the rest of this week's episode, bonus episodes, and exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all of 6-0 in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears when shit is good here.
0:19.0	Hey everybody, hi, how are you? I broke my pinky and you're going to hear all about it, all about it.
0:28.3	Tune in to my website. I'm coming to a city near you. I'm all over the map.
0:35.3	Craig Cohnett.com. I got Laia california that's san diego down there
0:39.9	fucking uh yeah i forgot where else Minnesota minnesota st paul minnesota i'm all over the place come
0:48.7	get these jokes uh tune in like subscribe why don't i keep saying tune in I'm hurt I'm hurt right now I'm a
0:56.9	too uh hit the subscribe button the little bell the little bell the algorithms are
1:02.9	caca so you got to pit the fucking bell huh no cassine I love you and that's it tune in right now
1:09.8	tickets Craig Cohnett.com.
1:12.0	You know what it is.
1:13.1	Come to get these live shows.
1:14.6	The world's ending.
1:15.7	World War III is coming.
1:17.4	Better come laugh.
1:19.3	Better come laugh.
1:21.0	I'm just kidding.
1:22.0	The world's not ending.
1:22.9	We're infinite.
1:23.7	It's all bullshit.
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