How About No Bombs?

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Craig talks about the ocean, music, and Buffalo Wild Wings. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Check on
0:03.0	Oh shit
0:05.0	Check on Daddy Check on Daddy.
0:25.6	Let me just send an alarm, I'll forget.
0:30.6	Check on Daddy.
0:33.2	I don't have the damn car, that witch took it on.
0:37.4	Got to check on my daddy and my damn witch got it. Don't have the damn car and that witch took it. God damn.
0:39.0	Got to check on my daddy and my damn witch girlfriend took the Kia.
0:43.7	She took the Kia.
0:46.2	That's my mama's Kia.
0:48.9	It's my Kia.
0:49.7	I don't want to brag.
0:52.0	It's my Kia.
0:53.8	There we go.
0:54.8	Look at this little velociraptor arm.
0:59.7	Now it's my key.
1:00.7	I paid my mother for it, but I wanted to buy her a brand new car.
1:04.8	I didn't want to buy her key off her.
1:07.9	We already discussed this, but that's what's going on.
1:12.0	We're off to a hot start. I just got out of the ocean. That's why my hair's all wet. I took a cold
1:18.5	shower in the ocean. And then I took a hot shower in my home. Hey, knock it off, Chris. He's got a
1:25.1	microphone. He's punching it. I'm such a fool. There's simple
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