Hello, welcome to Nobody Panic. Come, have a holiday with us, but also staying in the UK, because that's what

is at the time of recording legal. I'm Stevie. I'm Tessa. Come on in. It's a holidaying in the UK

episode. Is it called a staycation? We will unpack that linguistic problem that everyone seems very

upset about. People feel very angry about it. People are very upset. If you're new to the podcast,

nobody panic is about basically each week we help you and ourselves, but mainly ourselves,

how to do stuff, just do loads of things. And this was a

suggestion from a listener called Katie, who Twitter DM does, who says, hello, absolutely love the

pod on this every week. Thank you very much, Katie. Did she say that? You'll never know. Maybe I just

made that up. No, she did say that. My best friend and I were supposed to go on holiday in 2020,

but for obvious reasons that did not happen. What reasons, Katie? Be more specific. We've postponed until this summer, the Eiff Ilawed 2021, hoping to get to Europe, but it's looking unlikely, isn't it? This was a while back. I was wondering if you could do an episode on how to stay Kate in the UK. I, for one, would be listening with an open

note pad. Cheers, Katie. Notepads at the ready. The beginning of every episode, before we get into

the topic, which is how to stay Kate in the UK. Before we do that, we like to tell each other

an adult thing that we've done in the week to make ourselves feel like a grown-up. Tessa,

like, what's your adult, like, thing like? Well, in the week to make ourselves feel like a grown-up. Tessa, like,

what's your adult, like, thing like? Well, is yours going to be about your hair and your new friend? Oh, no. So this is the fringe that I cut in lockdown. Yeah. So those following Stevie's

hair journey and if you follow her Instagram, Stevie's cut her own fringe. Listen, power to her, but listen,

it looks like, well, it looks like a different time and a different gender. Well, this is a

professionally cut fringe. That's what I'm saying is now, looking at you through the screen,

wow, breathtaking. Oh, right, thank you. Yes, I went to get it tidied by a hairdresser when the hairdressing salons opened.

Because while it was better, it was still diagonal. And I think that's something that you don't want your fringe to be.

I called up when the hairdress is opened and they just laughed at me down the phone. They were like, no, of course we don't have any space. We're booked up for my, and I was like, oh, okay. Back to doing it myself then. No, that's not my adult thing. I just needed to comment on you looking breathtaking. Mine is that, and I'm sorry everyone I've been harping on about my journey with the IRS for so long. The IRS is the Internal Revenue Service and it is the tax

branch of its HMRC in America. And obviously as a non-American citizen, it has been a number of

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