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🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Still Panicking: The summer holidays are finally here! To help you make the most of it, this week we look back at some of Stevie and Tessa's hottest holiday tips.
To roll or not to roll? Stevie and Tessa look at how to pack for a holiday, striking that balance between “buying little packing squares” (achievable) and “putting your necklaces in straws” (who does that). Contains some genuinely helpful advice and Tessa’s life is somewhat changed by the concept of laying clothes on the bed before they go in the case.
Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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0:00.0 | Bingong, all flights leaving on the nobody panic holiday, airbus. |
0:17.1 | That's what they say. All flights leaving on the Greece holiday, if you go into Greece, for example. That's what they say. That's what they say. But also, hello and welcome to Nobody Panic. A podcast. How to podcast, may I add? We're feeling fresh. Tess has been, she's brushed her hair. Right. Right, up top, let's discuss. Let's do it. Let's do it. If you are on the social medias, you will see that we've branched into video work. Little clips of the podcast. Just little clips of all 30-second clip, bit of fun, a fun, fun for me. It's what all the people are doing. Yeah, Stevie looks like the most glamorous girl you've ever seen. That's not true. There she is. Look at her running a podcast. And then I would say I look like a, I just described it this morning to Stevie as a very unwell woman that Stevie found in the park. My hair wasn't, it was obviously deep winter when these cameras arrived. Yeah. Sort of unbeknownst to me. It was a couple of months ago. So it was sort of spring, but it felt like. But why do you look so unwell? Right, Stevie. I'm wearing so much grey. I look grey. My hair is grey. The light, so what we've, what we've discovered is there was now there's new light, there was light on me and not on you. Yes, that doesn't help. But I didn't notice that. I saw the last... Yours was much lower, if I may, and mine was much higher and directly down. Yes. Or, actually, opposite. Mine was directly down and yours was like face on like this. So you kind of looked quite... Unwell. Unwell. I didn't notice the lighting. I did think, oh, I've got to tell her to brush her hair. And then our producers were like, gosh, her boobs are out. |
1:45.1 | Can we put this out? Listen, maybe some of you are like, oh, good that she's acknowledging it. Yeah, we all thought it. I'm wearing these dungarees. I don't know why I haven't got more clothes on underneath. The camera is so up high. And honestly, it looks like my boobs run a podcast. They are so big. is, Dunger is a famously sort of not booby clothes. |
1:43.9 | I know. |
1:44.3 | But your booms are coming over the top of the dungary. It's wild. The more I think about it, the funny are it. None of us had mentioned it. No, I just seen it and we know what I said it out. No, that's the thing. I was like, why did we not stop me at the time? I don't think anyone knew. No. And then, but we didn't mention it when the clip came out, |
2:01.0 | but then it has been revealed this morning that in the office, it was discussed at length. Listen, so if you're here for the boob content. She looks very glamorous and her boobs have been packed away in the suitcase. They're up to the neck. I'm up to the neck today. My hair is brushed. But today |
2:34.5 | we are doing how to pack for a holiday. Before we get into it, though, what's the most adult thing we've done this week? What is it? What's yours? Do you have one? It's technically that I brushed my hair today. You know what? Yeah. Years ago, I was in the evening standard when my, like, first Edinburgh show came back to Soho |
2:32.4 | and there was a little picture of me, but the press photo. |
2:34.5 | Clown Clown. I was in the evening standard when my like first Edinburgh show came back to Soho and there was a little |
2:53.0 | picture of me but the press photo. Clang clang clang clang and you're there. I'm wearing those purple |
2:58.5 | dungarees. It's the from our very first ever photo shoot and I'm looking up. You look beautiful. |
3:04.0 | I look lovely and my hair is crucially very brushed in it. And I, when the evening |
3:10.5 | stand it came out, I was carrying several copies of it home very proudly. And then I stopped in my |
3:15.6 | local fish and chip shop, The Mermaid, in Clapton Pond, which I was a regular frequenter of. And they, |
3:22.6 | they said, why have you got so many things? And I said, |
3:25.1 | I'm in it. And I showed them on these two lovely men who ran the fish and chip shop. I showed it them and I put it out on the content and I had a picture of them like looking at it. And then they go, is this you? Incredible. And I was like, yeah, that's me. And then they both, They look each other and they go, you have got to brush your hair. |
3:23.4 | Really? |
3:24.1 | They were like, sorry, you who come in here, like, you have got to brush your hair. Really? |
3:41.0 | They were like, sorry, you who come in here, like, with your hair and, like, tied up with a pair of pants, looking so unwell all the time in getting your small chips to go. Like, so, come on. Anyway, I guess that's mine. Hair is brushed today, feeling nice, feeling fresh. Feeling so fresh. How are you feeling? Got an adult thing? I do have an adult thing. |
3:38.1 | I've got a really fun adult thing. |
3:39.9 | You're joking. |
3:40.3 | That is not... Feeling nice, feeling fresh. Feeling so fresh. How are you feeling? Got an adult thing? I do have an adult thing. |
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