Still Panicking: How to Go on a Long Drive

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Still Panicking: The summer holidays are finally here! To help you make the most of it, this week we look back at some of Stevie and Tessa's hottest holiday tips.

Everybody get in the car! We're off! Stevie (can't drive but about to begin lessons in Stevie's Big Autumn) and Tessa (can drive, doesn't care for it) unpack the emotional boot of the long car journey. Snacks? Silence? Shotgun? Services? Squeeze up, make room, it's all here.

Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Peter, colleague at Asda Bideford. I'm always asked by customers why our prices are so weirdly specific.
0:07.0	That's a good question, Peter. Like this 130 grand pack of Asda shredded iceberg lattice. See, 48P?
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1:17.9	Thank you. Get in the car, get in the car. Get in the car.
1:20.2	Can I ride a shotgun?
1:22.5	No, you may not. Go in the back seat.
1:23.9	What, like, you're my chauffeur?
1:24.4	Yes.
1:26.1	Shut up. Get in the car.
1:26.7	Oh, I'm sorry.
1:28.4	Well, I'm honk, honk! I'm sorry. Well, honk, honk!
1:27.0	I'm backing out the driveway. Stop saying honk. Yeah, I'm sorry. Use the car horn. Okay. Because I thought we could do going for a long drive. Because I never really do it because I don't drive and my partner doesn't drive. the real long drive I've ever done is like a while back and I think you were driving.
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