Still Panicking: How to Go to the Hairdressers
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Still Panicking: Why not carve out a bit of you time, as this week, we look back on Tessa and Stevie's best self-care How Tos.
While this is for everyone, Stevie and Tessa have never met a cis man who doesn’t freak out before the hairdressers then leave looking like an embarrassed military general – so this is also very much for you. Here’s how to get a hair cut with the least amount of stress possible (eg TAKE A PICTURE OF WHEN YOU HAD NICE HAIR AND SHOW IT TO THE HAIRDRESSER).
This episode was first released on 22 November 2022.
Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Carriad. I'm Sarah. And we are the Weirdo's Book Club podcast. We are doing a very |
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| 0:09.7 | The time is 7pm and our special guest is the brilliant Alan Davies. Tickets from kingsplace.com. |
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| 0:22.8 | The rumours are true Saturday the 13th of September at King's Place. Oh, that sounds like a date to me, Harriet. |
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| 1:34.4 | This episode is sponsored by My Life with Dementia, the podcast from Dementia UK. |
| 1:39.9 | If you suddenly find yourself caring for someone with dementia, it might be difficult to know who to turn to. |
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