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🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Intern Mikey is pulling up on his friend LIVE on air! Why did he ghost Abby? We’re gonna find out! + Do you understand #GirlMath yet? Let this suuuuper patient woman explain it to you while she explains it to her confused hubby! Click here to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The birch show I saw was about 20 minutes ago where Abby told our producer Michael look

0:06.1

I am not happy with it. Why are you not happy with Mikey?

0:09.0

I'm not happy with Mikey because he put me on the air

0:11.4

He put me on the spot and told me that a man was interested in me

0:14.9

And so I decided to put myself in a vulnerable position and

0:18.7

Text him first and I never got a text back and I want to find out why I want to find out why too

0:24.0

I do too. Yeah, this guy's ghosted Mikey also

0:26.6

So we asked Mikey do you know where this guy lives? It's a friend of his. He's like, yeah, I know I'm like all right

0:33.5

Getting the car and we knock on the door. We will not be ghosted. No, we will not. Okay, even Mikey was like are you serious and we're like

0:40.8

Yeah, yeah, okay at the very least we need to do a wellness check. Yeah

0:45.6

Yeah, sure

0:47.6

That's what it is. That's what we're yeah, but we're checking on Abby's wellness

0:57.2

All right, so Mikey was supposed to head on out that way and just knock on this dude's door

1:01.3

Let's get him on the phone to find out what's going on Mikey. What's up, dude?

1:04.8

Hey, you want to talk about a vulnerable position?

1:08.0

I'm out here. They got this place bolted up. I'm trying to ask people to let me in. I'm looking like a criminal

1:14.7

So he lives in an apartment

1:16.7

Yeah, the big apartment complex and I can't even get in any doors. I'm standing in the parking garage right now staring at those gate

1:23.2

So you got into the parking garage. You just can't get past the gate that will take you to his apartment yet

1:31.1

That's right whenever a car comes rolling out of here. I'm gonna slide on under that that gate

1:36.7

I'm gonna barge my way up there. Oh, he's definitely gonna rest it. Oh my gosh. Yes, you are

1:42.2

But the first show we have bell money in a budget

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