Still BANNED %% Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You ready? Yep.
0:01.0	Okay.
0:02.0	Are you ready, Michael?
0:03.0	No, he asked me directly.
0:04.0	I did.
0:05.0	He directly asked me.
0:06.0	Do you want the mozzarella sticks? Wow. I'll take them. Getting right into it. Because they don't have cheddar peppers. Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food or restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host Jordan Suarez. Jordan, how are you?
0:19.8	Not bad.
0:20.4	On this fine, hot as fuck day again.
0:22.3	Yeah, it was nice for a couple of days. Now it's hot again, and we went to the Sonic, and we wanted to drive the car off the cliff. Well, he did. Cliff is maybe a bit of a stretch. You know why I never take these off for us while they look cool? These are my real Tony Star glasses. It's the light Dude look how cool it looks Yeah they're like the light tent Well they're a cool It's cool They make everything look cool Your head's too small Uh no not right now They look so much They look so much bigger On his face Don't they? He can't do it. He can't stop.
1:11.8	They make me do this. They don't make you do that. You try it. See if they make you do that. You're just doing that. Perfect. Dang. I thought it was going to make better at you there. I think we just did some science. I fucking love science, bitch. They look pretty good on you, Jordan. They look terrible on you. I really did.
1:13.6	Hold on.
1:45.2	I think a lot of that had to do with the dumb face. No, they were making me do it. It didn't. He put them on and the glasses went like this much wider than his head. Oh, I'm not built for that style of sunglasses. You have a thin head or something. I'm not built for that style of sunglasses. By the way, didn't move the chair. Just to be clear. He never did change that chair, did he? Was he supposed to? Yeah. I asked him, I was like, oh, you like that other chair now because we had a Gracie episode last time. And he had to rearrange the table and the extra chair. And I was like, oh, you don't like this chair anymore?
1:46.7	There's just a cuck chair here.
1:50.6	You can watch the talk has come, come, good.
1:54.8	Put the chair and then you just need a bucket next to you.
1:57.0	Bucket!
1:59.1	Well, because you laugh so hard, you're going to puke.
1:59.9	Yeah!
2:01.6	Yeah, a chum bucket.
2:04.8	Close.
2:06.8	What do you mean?
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