Ask Nick Directly - Sonic Burger Ride Along

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Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're having fun.
0:01.0	Guys, it's just like the Sonic commercial.
0:03.0	We're the two hot guys, but we're four hot guys. We're four. We're multiplied. They only have double. Well, hang on. Three hot guys and one little baby gum. A little baby gum gum gum. He couldn't reach the machine. This is built for, this is built for trucks. It's fucking crazy. This is, this Sonic is fuck. fuck.
0:21.7	Everyone knows only trucks
0:23.4	go to something.
0:23.8	Dude, they didn't fucking have cheddar poppers. They don't have a single of the hamburger. Well, also, she asked. She asked, so we have to build her own. What? We're doing the pretzel pub, but it's only burgers. We want chicken.
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:37.9	So you order the pretzel pub, and then we ordered chicken.
0:40.2	But she goes, you want a single or double for the burgers? And you're like, single. Well, first you said, let me get the pretzel pub, and she's like, hang on. Yeah. And I was like, okay, she comes back. Okay, single or double. single we don't have that
0:52.3	wait hang on actually it might only have double
0:54.5	hang on yeah it's only double or triple she said double or
0:57.3	why did you all or double, single. We don't have that. Wait, hang on, actually. It might only have double.
0:54.5	Hang on.
0:55.3	Yeah, it's only double or triple. She said double or, what did you offer? Why did we only have double or triple? So what is this? Also, why did you offer it in a double? How do you not have a single? Also, she asked, do you want a single? Fuck you, we don't have that. So then, before all this started,
1:11.3	so then, we're to get the burger, we're going to get the chicken. Do you guys want anything else? Who said that? You did. I did. Yeah, you said that to everybody. I did. Like a fucking fool. No, no, no. That's not the problem. I didn't want anything in the moment. Yeah, that's not where Eric transgressed. I didn't want anything at the moment.
1:30.8	He's, but then... No, no, no, that's not the problem. It's all right. I didn't want anything in the moment. I didn't want anything in the moment. But then, seconds later. It's not that anybody fucked up. Well, okay. It's just the way he was. This is definitely different than how he explained it two minutes ago. No, God. Because you went, I tune you out. Can't change you.
1:45.0	I do.
1:46.0	I do.
1:46.6	Speak me directly.
1:47.8	So it's your fault.
1:48.8	I do tune you out.
1:49.7	It's just the way he is, man.
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