Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69 Twitch Streamer Gets Banned 00:26:08:09.34 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:10:12.12 Emergency Piss Seminar 00:30:08:05.22 Another Celebrity Death Hoax 00:36:15:12.70 Twitching Mouse And Mushroom Soup […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, September 1st, 2023, coming up on the program today, virtual
0:06.2	cow-chumping.
0:07.2	Plus, dirty knockers and brown sauce sounds about as appetizing as a dying rat in mushroom
0:13.0	soup.
0:14.0	And a 95-year-old man describes getting dick shots so he can fuck fellow near-dads, all
0:19.2	coming up today.
0:20.2	Blacks, let's not forget where we came from.
0:26.0	Let's learn to love and respect each other.
0:29.0	To be Taylor.
1:00.0	How about a shot?
1:01.0	Rob or a paw?
1:02.0	Let me know it.
1:03.0	Shratch, let me know it.
1:04.0	We should be splurred.
1:06.0	Shabma la rar.
1:07.0	Let me do it in this bra.
1:09.0	Shabma la rar.
1:10.0	Swimily paw.
1:11.0	Let me know it.
1:12.0	We should.
1:13.0	Let me do that.
1:14.0	Let me know baby.
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