Anus Vacuuming

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame Song: I Love The Cum In My Girl 00:24:08:00.37 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:25:53:19.10 Middle School Fight Club 00:31:34:23.05 Justice For The Anal Bead […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, August 30th, 2023, coming up on the program today, the
0:05.4	tribal beats of the messed out dirt people, plus the anal beat chess grandmaster finally
0:11.8	learns his fate, a middle school fight club run by a substitute teacher, and anist vacuuming.
0:17.6	All this was your voice mails, did I?
0:22.6	Distorted view daily, proudly presents a day in the park, tripping on drugs.
0:29.7	Oh, buddy, were that both fucking amazing bitch of all time?
0:34.7	Yeah!
0:37.7	Soundpots?
0:38.7	Yeah, soundpots.
0:39.7	I love you.
0:40.7	I want to make your babies into fuckin' little fuckin' Candace worms with fuckin' little
0:46.1	Brnassi who I was thinking of as somebody else.
0:48.1	I forgot her name, what the fuck's her name?
0:50.1	One of that cat, bitch.
0:51.1	One of those other girls who killed at the grove, and I don't even know where the fuck
0:56.2	you came from, yo.
0:57.2	What the fuck you fuckin' tripped me up?
0:59.2	What the fuck?
1:00.2	Fuckin' piece of me?
1:01.2	Go fuckin' work, boys!
1:05.2	I'm a soccer fairer people's pain try new peanut butter eggs
1:33.9	Yes, Dimension back here with you for the Wednesday edition of DV have a great one for
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