Welcome back to the latest edition of the Audible, presented by Trader Joe's.

I'm Bruce Feldman, joined by my colleagues from the athletic, Ralph Russo.

And Ralph, look who's back.

It's Stu.

We don't know where he went.

Well, actually, we do know where Stu went.

Stu went to go see the national

champion so he's got some good intel on what kurt signetti is up to this spring we'll get to

that we'll get to a couple other spring games of note that happened over the weekend uh hit on a little

NFL draft chatter because that is uh this week starting Thursday in Pittsburgh.

Ralph, let's get to our colleague who showed up.

Stu, tell us what.

It was not for the record.

For the record, first of all, I do listen to the podcast I'm not on,

and I did listen to that one last week.

I was not gallivanting around, as Ralph said, I was on the ground in Bloomington.

And this one's very important to clarify, because I do think people may have believed you were telling a real story.

I did not buy any bowling shirts for the original staff of the All-American.

I wanted to see if Ralph would, like, believe it.

If I tell it straight-faced, I used to love doing that to see,

okay, what will people buy into or whatever?

And if it was in character,

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