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Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Steven Garza

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9738 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Steven Garza is a stand up comedian and door guy at The World Famous Comedy Store. He is married and likes to surf/skate. Originally from San Diego, CA Steven went to Santana High School during the 2001 school shooing. Steven and Ari discuss the event and how Steven could have lost his life.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to another episode of unlicensed therapy with me, your host, Ari Maness.

0:06.4

Today we have a good friend of mine, Stephen Garza.

0:11.4

We got serious. I'm not going to lie to you. We talked about shootings, violence, the issues.

0:20.1

It got deep. It got emotional. No crying, but we talked about some real

0:25.9

issues. So if you're not ready for that, if you're not ready to talk about violence in schools,

0:33.0

maybe this episode isn't for you. Maybe wait till next week. But if you are and you're excited

0:39.1

to listen to this episode, I think you're going to like it. It's really interesting. If you're

0:44.0

not familiar with Steven Garza, he is a hilarious comedian, and you could check out his stand-up

0:49.5

right now in this clip. I just, uh, my wife's birthday's coming up. Now that we're married, I can just kind of phone it in, but when we were dating, I would

0:57.0

always have to go above and beyond.

0:58.0

Like, one time I took out a hot air balloon ride, have you guys been in a hot air balloon

1:01.0

before?

1:02.0

It was dope, but I thought I was all smooth.

1:03.0

You ever picture something in your head and then you go to do it? That's not what I pictured at all. Because I thought it was just gonna be the two of us. I thought I was gonna get to fly the thing.

1:12.6

Uh-uh.

1:13.6

They put you in a wicker basket with 10 other couples.

1:16.6

You don't get to pick the couples either.

1:18.6

They just sit you next to them.

1:20.6

The flight itself was fine.

1:22.6

It's the people on board that ruin it for everybody else.

1:24.6

Of course. As soon as we got a thousand feet in the air, the lady directly behind me started to get air sick. Remember, we're in a balloon. We're going

1:34.4

five right now. If you look down, there were people walking faster than we were floating,

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