Ooh boy, I had peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a cheese cassidia for lunch.

Not the best combo, but had to get rid of some stuff in the fridge.

Make room for more groceries.

I'm an adult.

Hello.

Welcome to Unlicensed Therapy with me or host Ari Maness.

Today we have a special guest, Mitch Burrow.

Good friend of mine, fellow comedy store Door Guy, hilarious comedian.

If you're not familiar with him, check him out.

I love guns. I know. Surprise. Being anti-gun control is tough when you live in a liberal city because they'll always ask me,

like, why are you against gun control?

And I can't give an honest answer, like, I don't know, because I want to have a bunch of guns. I'm an avid hunter so I need different types of guns.

Or you know, maybe I'm just concerned that we might be living in a country where slowly all of our rights are being taken away

and eventually this is going to become a tyrannical society where the people serve the government and not the government serves the people. No, you can't say things like that because those are the words of a crazy person.

But what you can say is, because I'm getting ready for the zombie apocalypse.

Right? Yeah. You say that. People aren't only okay with it. They'll Yeah

You say that people aren't only okay with it. They'll start giving you advice

Oh yeah guns zombies of course you need guns also you should keep a gallon of water with you at all times Because zombies don't get tired. You're gonna have to run a lot you don't want to get dehydrated and cramp up that's how they'll catch you

also you should find the nearest Costco because it doesn't have any windows and it's got those big garage doors so the zombies can't get in and then you're probably gonna need never need to find toilet paper again so that sounds like a good place

yeah man when you was talking about guns I wasn't even thinking about zombies.

I should get some guns too.

Yeah, that's a reasonable conversation I have.

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