Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.0	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.0	From rags to riches.
0:06.0	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.0	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.0	Or climbers, you and me.
0:12.0	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.0	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:17.0	A Woman of Substance on Channel 4.
0:19.0	You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new? No, I've had it. Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go.
0:54.9	Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. I hate being put on the spot. I know. I hate it. How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said, hello to you in the hallway. I'll tell you why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. I'll tell you what.
0:55.5	I was like, hey man.
0:56.1	And he goes, hey, I don't to you in the hallway. I'll tell you why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. I'll tell you why. I was like, hey man. And he goes, hey,
0:56.9	I don't even want to be here. Like a little, I was like, what does that have to do with me? Because right before, you don't know what happened right before. Well, tell me. This guy comes up to me goes, hey. I go,
1:06.8	what's up? He's like,
1:08.8	you don't remember me?
1:10.9	And I'm like, no?
1:13.1	He's like, what's, you don't remember me? And I'm like, no, he's like,
1:15.0	2018, dude.
1:16.6	And I go, what?
1:18.0	Was that Mr. 2018?
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