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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.714.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

Now, are all the traitors present?

0:23.5

Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Or climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4. Stream now. Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new? No, I've had it.

0:24.3

Oh, I like that.

0:38.1

Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go. Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. I hate being put on the spot. I hate it. How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason.

0:39.1

I said, hello to you in the hallway.

0:39.7

I'll tell you why.

0:42.8

And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. I'll tell you why.

0:43.4

I was like, hey, man.

0:44.1

And he goes, hey, I don't even want to be here.

0:46.4

I was like, what does that have to do with me?

0:48.7

Because right before, you don't know what happened right before. Well, tell me. This guy comes up to me, goes, hey, I go, what's up? He's like,

0:56.7

you don't remember me? And I'm like, no, he's like, 2018, dude. And I go, what? Was that Mr.

1:06.6

2018? Yeah, Mr. 2008. That guy, he goes, second show, Saturday night. Brea, dude. I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. You made fun. You're like that kind of thing. Mm-hmm. Like, I'm supposed to go, oh yeah. You didn't remember him? No, I didn't remember him, dude. Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No. Where people are like, you don't remember me?

1:31.3

Yeah, I didn't remember him, dude. Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No.

1:28.3

Where people are like, you don't remember me?

1:30.3

Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that, not people in the crowd, but people say, do you not remember me? And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say. Oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you? like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here?

1:43.3

I know.

1:43.7

How do you want me to get out of this?

1:45.1

Right.

1:45.2

The guy yesterday said, uh...

1:47.2

Sometimes he did. And you're like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here? I know. How do you want me to get out of this?

1:45.1

Right.

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